Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

Munt

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater

Nesbitts mam

by sam b May 8, 2003

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

Munt

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him

Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though

by randmness January 21, 2006

munt

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.

As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.

by dogs bower and will colabo April 9, 2006

munted gunty

A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.

Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.

by Therterkerjerbs August 27, 2023

Turbo Munt

the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo

guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor

by true wozzie January 3, 2022