Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011

Meteorologist

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.

by Jesse114 January 15, 2019

flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

by shpannah September 8, 2006

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM)

One who suffers of the eponymous disease.

The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.

Example 1)

Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"

Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"

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Example 2)

MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."

MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."

by Ade1623 December 20, 2010

Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

by Join The Club May 15, 2010

Meter-mackin

The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.

Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.

by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013

Meteor

When somebody goes to ash a blunt or cigerat, they blow the entire object out of their hands so the object falls to the ground.

Zach created a meteor during the smoke session.

by Jamesey Boy December 21, 2016