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Mango Mouse

A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
by Pineapple Upside-down Cake April 19, 2023
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Speaker of the Mouse

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.
We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023
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Bop the Mouse

Male masturbation or getting a hand job from a partner.
I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.

I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.

My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.

My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.

I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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Glinda mouse

Glinda
rat

Gl ·in·da
AKA queen, bow dow rn

Definition of Ginda
1: your lord and savior, bow you filthy peasant
2: hella mean, get on her good side

3: Glinda mouse parody from the wizard of oz
— called also m'lord, god, magic fairy, queen AGAIN
I feel like acting like GLINDA MOUSE today
by bleachedstrawberries March 23, 2021
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Mouse Moon

When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.
Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.

Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?

Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.

Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
by Sixthperiodfree September 26, 2011
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mouse house

This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".

" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
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mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003
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