Skip to main content

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009
mugGet the Monster Muff mug.

Monstafied

The act of turning someone's reputation into that of a monster. Usually comes as a result of bad behavior.
"What Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock is horrible, but he hasn't been as monstafied by the media as Tiger Woods was."

"That man is such a pig, he deserves to be monstafied"

"When my boss docked my pay for no reason, I monstafied her to everyone I know"
by emlois13 April 28, 2010
mugGet the Monstafied mug.

Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink
Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!
by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010
mugGet the Monsterdew mug.

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding
Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?
by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010
mugGet the Monster Dancing mug.

Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013
mugGet the Monster-Word-Dick mug.

Monatophobia

Me (on my deathbed): Hey, what's your greatest fear?
Me again (on my deathbed) : Monatophobia
by NSlushy August 15, 2019
mugGet the Monatophobia mug.

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
mugGet the Monster energy drink mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email