Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!

Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.

by Goose309 July 3, 2022

Minnesota Challenge

The act of getting your dick sucked, to the point of orgasm, while flying a radio controlled helicopter.

After Dan H. bragged that his girlfriend would blow him while he was flying, a Minnesota challenge was made. The loser was to buy glow sticks for night flying. As of this writing, Dan H has yet to complete the challenge, nor has he bought glow sticks.

by NotDanH October 24, 2022

Minnesota Banana

When you use mayonnaise as lube.

"Hey Janie, want to make love?"

"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"

by Mayolover March 2, 2023

True northern Minnesota bear trap

A girl on all four gives oral to one guy as she gets it from behind with second guy as guys left arms are hand cuffed under her and the arm wrestle on her back with right arms

Twyla enjoyed Aaron and Seth putting her in the true northern Minnesota bear trap

by Sickmn May 29, 2023

Loretto, Minnesota

A small town in Minnesota that is 0.3 square miles and has the youngest mayor in America. It is known for its baseball fields and its bars. The town mascot is Bob Koch who has 9 fingers but 99 cats.

Anthony: I'm from Loretto, Minnesota.

Colton: Where?

by bassisfun August 31, 2012

Minnesota

Minnesnowta: Land of the cold air and 10,000 lakes.

Slug: I beg your pardon? This is my secret garden. (minnesota)

by lovelife612 January 28, 2008

minnesota kiss

It is like a Eskimo Kiss on your Ball Sack. Your cold nose rubbing against a ball sack.

When she gave me a Minnesota Kiss I couldn't stop Laughing, it tickled so much.

by DiabolicalDug September 16, 2012