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hillbilly barbie

luanne on the show king of the hill when she is ready for prom in that one episode
she puts on the tiara peggy gives her and she looks like a hillbilly barbie
the silver tiara made her look like a hillbilly barbie
by specialpancakes June 7, 2007
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Hillbilly

White skinned, american who drives a pickup truck, watches nascar and takes his cousin out to eat at burgerking before he fucks her.
See also... Hillbillyredneckhick
by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016
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Hillbilly Mouth Hug

A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.
I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.
by Eisotope June 16, 2012
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hillbilly

Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!"
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!
by Heather September 9, 2003
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hillbilly

n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
"He lives a ways, yonder over the mountain, 'bout 100 miles from the city, he's a true hillbilly"
by Z Ellmo September 8, 2006
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hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
by SirDeity August 29, 2011
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Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.
Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"
by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010
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