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Midnight Crisis

A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?

Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 30, 2009
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Midnight Ramblers

1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
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Midnight Blues

Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.
Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town
by The SilentSiren July 4, 2007
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midnight red

"Cathy I got my midnight red"
by cliffordxoxo December 20, 2015
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midnight picture

A photo that was taken when there wasn't enough light and didn't show up properly. Generally webcam pictures.
'I tried taking a photo last night it was a midnight picture :/'
by gnomez4evz March 18, 2010
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Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.
If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode
by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010
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Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.
On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.
by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022
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