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Midnight Crisis

A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?

Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
by A New Person December 30, 2009
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Midnight Ramblers

1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
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Midnight Blues

Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.
Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town
by The SilentSiren July 4, 2007
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midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.
I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee
by Death by cat July 17, 2020
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midnight flow

The wonderful sex juices that ejaculate from the male/female body, around midnight.
I totally had a midnight flow while i was just listening to music last night.
by katiegreenley December 20, 2009
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Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.
Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.
by jayglaubach August 31, 2013
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Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..
The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.
by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010
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