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metrosexual

Someone still in the closet or in denial of their sexuality. Translates to half a fag in certain circles. The person is not quite worthy of the full "fag" moniker. A poser if you will, a position slightly beneath a bull queerand above a felcherin the gay caste system.
"would you look at that half a fag, bull queer wannabe metrosexual"
by daCroat December 21, 2008
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metrosexual

A metrosexual is a strait male who is well in touch with his feminine side who typically grew up around female siblings only. They always stay very dapper (even when checking the mail) must have a pair of shoes to go with every outfit and will always conduct themselves in a proper manner. Normally somewhat of a pretty boy who uses all the gimmicks to enhance their appearance a metrosexual can usually grab the attention away from an attractive woman in any setting. They get scoped out by guys checked out by gays and draw a certain intrigue from woman including one's with younger children. The level of respect towards woman is on a higher level than the typical male and they are willing to intentionally friend zone a woman who is physically attracted to them regardless of her appearance which is another reason why they can be mistakenly viewed as being gay.
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by Dorian Southwest August 21, 2013
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metrosexual

A man who has managed to be in the closet for too long and hasnt experienced a real guy. A liar who knows thier gay. Gay man who doesnt have the balls to admit it. A gay man trying to get into heaven.
No straight man shops at express or banana so dont think because you do your metrosexual...its because you are gay
by gaymdboi April 18, 2006
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metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.
Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.
by sukebe November 10, 2008
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metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system
Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.
by black flag May 30, 2004
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metrosexual

-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.
John is such a metrosexual! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs!
by r00t3d October 4, 2004
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metrosexual

People who can only get aroused while riding on an underground electric railways. Actually, more common than people think affecting up to 2 percent of the worlds population.
"My boy Ryan is a metrosexual, he can only get it up with a bitch, when he's riding on the subway"
by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012
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