Methuirbation

The act of pleasuring yourself for an infinite amount of time or until you are raw and chaffing due to the friction caused by going at it with your hand for an unusually long time due to the fact your are twakkedd out on Mexican cartel level liquid meth.

"Bro, my dick hurts from my last Methuirbation session; do you know by doing meth you can increase your stamina by 16-20 hours!"

by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023

methamaniac

That's Maniac is someone who does a 50 unit shot of methamphetamines head spins around horns pop out and it just goes Buck wild and rips off the whole city..

My name is trash can Trevor and I'm a methamaniac

by Trash can Trevor January 11, 2024

methmi

anyone named methmi is super cool, funny and has a really big dick

person: whos that?
person 2: oh my gosh its methmi

by ! <33 November 22, 2023

Methamphetamime

A street mime and tore back and on drugs.

Oh wow look at that poor tweaked out Mime.

He's no longer .just a Mime....he's now a methamphetamime.

by outlaww March 31, 2024

methmi

someone who is beautiful sexy and hot and maybe a little gay

someone: wow they are so beautiful

you: oh thats probably a Methmi

by ! <33 June 21, 2024

Methuen

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methuen

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024