big martha

“Big Martha” is a noun/name for a pussy/vagina

“i’m bout to play with big martha”

“ ‘ UGH’ i haven’t been able to play with big martha because my cousin has been staying in my house for two weeks!”

“ ‘what are you doing?‘ ; ‘ playing with big martha,i’ll text you back later’ “

by pickle girl July 1, 2023

Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Memory-Lane Martha

Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying

I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.

by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

the dog in the meathouse

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

Merch Design

Custom merchandise artwork, usually created for a band or musician.

I saw some amazing merch designs at the rock and roll concert last night!

by merchdesign.com May 18, 2006

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016