Mormany

An item or place that has a morman relation.

These Idaho potatoes taste really mormany.

by Big Blue Bird2 November 27, 2009

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

Mormanillies

Years of interbreeding between Morman and Hillbillies in Nevada to achieve the lowest possible IQ.

Mormanillies are as follows: A girl gets her boyfriend to sell all his stuff in a yard sale so he can pay her rent. Girl does not work or have a job and he does not live with her. Then girl marries someone else.

People that dress up like cowboys to include boots, handkerchiefs, may or may not own a horse they cannot ride, and live in a run down trailer house.

by buzzlebee69 July 8, 2011

mermaidin'

when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...

Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"

Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"

by pdp assault September 9, 2011

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

mexman

Mexican Ninja. The resourcefulness of a Mexican with the sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, of a ninja.

Did you hear that? No? That was a Mexman.

by Mexman November 10, 2014