memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 4, 2021

E.C.C. Memory

E.C.C. Memory stands for Ethnic Cleansing Clan Memory.
It's the type of memory you obtain from being in an Ethnic Cleansing Clan.

Peter told me about his E.C.C. Memory, it gave me flashbacks.

by Dr. EmberMcShitnugget July 2, 2016

Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

by Tnutz May 24, 2023

Sweat Memory

An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.

Man I have sweaty armpits today, its because my shirt has sweat memory.

by LeLenneff November 8, 2017

deep memory

Knowing a lot or everything

Adreanna does not have a deep memory

by JayAhsigum January 1, 2017