mackinlee

She’s kinda a dork, but also pretty and nice. She can be short tempered, but as long as you stay on her good side you will be fine. She has beautiful hair, but is a little too skinny and short.

Guy 1: Mackinlee is hot! What’s her number?

Guy 2: I wish I knew!

by Lemma lemon September 7, 2020

McKinney

The hottest fucking person you’ll ever meet.

If you ever get with a McKinney your set for all eternity!

Dude: whoa! There goes _______McKinney if you date her/him your set for life!

Other dude: yah she’s so hot

by _The_coolest_Fucking_Mckinney_ June 17, 2021

Mackie

Mackie is a girl plagued by insecurity. She's a girl who's harassed for how she dresses and acts; she does her best to overcome these issues in her life, but it isn't the easiest thing in the world. Her mental health is a true rollercoaster, and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Mackie is also often the punchline of jokes between her friends, and she doesn't know how to tell them to stop making them because of her people-pleasing tendencies. She is terrified of abandonment. She doesn't mean to be annoying or clingy or too much; she just uses physical touch as a love language and doesn't know how else to show affection. Her memory is the worst thing in the world when it comes to everything but unimportant information, like how to pronounce the names of Aztecan Gods. She also gets very attached to famous actors, specifically males in their thirties; examples include Jamie Campbell Bower, Andrew Garfield, and Thomas Brodie Sangster. She's also quite the klutz and will trip over anything and everything.
Although what is listed may be 'rude', Mackie is a very wonderful person. She will do her best to cheer you up on a bad day and is a very good listener. She's always up to hang out with you to do anything from baking to mini-golfing! She has a particular interest in music and loves the theatre! She has a good heart and just wants her friends and family to be happy.

Person 1: Who's that girl over there that tripped up the stairs?
Person 2: Oh, it's probably Mackie, she trips over everything.

by thebopsbop June 29, 2022

McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

Meter-mackin

The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.

Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.

by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013

josh mackie

Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.

That big dick over there is josh mackie

by 2120144248 May 14, 2015

kate mckinnon

2 emmy award winner and the most amazing and beautifull woman ever. A star in SNL (she honestly keeps the show up on herself) Has lots of little roles all over the place. She really needs a show of her sellf . sadly doesnt have any social media so al kate fans follow her friends or make fanpages. (also people write some great fanfiction About her) she is great at impersonating people (hillary clinton, justin bieber, kellyane conway, ellen etc) She doesnt know she has thousands of fans who are crushing on her, she also thinks less of herself then she really is.

also she is very very gay and that makes her only more loveable to all her fans.

1: hey that jillian holtzman character in ghostbusters is great who is she?
2: Oh you mean Queen of every lesbians heart kate mckinnon?
1: yes her, does she have any social media?

2: no sadly she doesnt
1: oh well are there any fanpages? and what do you call her fans?
2: yes there are great fanpages and uhmmm , lesbians.

by kate-fan December 27, 2017