A gross fast food restaurant that every American has heard of and has eaten from at least once in their life time. It is probably going to kill us faster than radiation, gobble warming, and/or pollution will.

Guy 1: "Hey bois, wanna get some Mcdonalds?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah. that place is so gud!"
Guy 3: "Eww no..."

McDonalds by @ThisIsAnUmbrella March 11, 2019

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Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

McDonalds by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

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McDonalds

The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time

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McDonalds is _____

McDonalds by maksym1000 July 4, 2019

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The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

McDonalds by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

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