Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012

Muppet

a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool

bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat

by muppet123456789 April 17, 2006

Muppet necking

Getting Oral sex from a mupet

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015

muppet

a person who acts really stupid and/or immature all the time.

"whos the muppet who put my hand in warm water while i was sleeping!"

by alland February 22, 2008

muppet-flippin'

replacement for/variation of "mother-fucking"

"What a muppet-flippin' jerk!"
"I'm the muppet-flippin' best at shuffleboard!"

by Muppet Flipper April 16, 2009

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

Muppet laugh

Laughing so hard that you lose all restraint and laugh like a muppet, tossing your head up and down and either rubbing your belly or flailing your arms.

Nick's fart was so loud I couldn't help but do a muppet laugh.

by j-lingo October 28, 2009