Mayo Fakie

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.

Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.

by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Patty Mayo

A youtuber that fakes him being a bounty hunter.
what a cunt

"Patty Mayo fakes he´s videos"
"true"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Mayo menace

An ignorant white person who can't see their white privilege. The condemn kneeling during the national anthem. They share racist articles about riots that happen in response to the police brutality against black people.

They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"

I wish that mayo menace would stop fucking posting... everything he shares is bias trash.

by Bangkok Curry May 30, 2020

Mayo Buns

Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly.

Dude, I got this broad back to my pad and totally gave her a pair of Mayo Buns.

by Jack Mehauph July 31, 2009