Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

Chrissy Mayo

On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.

"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻

by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023

Patty Mayo

A youtuber that fakes him being a bounty hunter.
what a cunt

"Patty Mayo fakes he´s videos"
"true"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Mayo menace

An ignorant white person who can't see their white privilege. The condemn kneeling during the national anthem. They share racist articles about riots that happen in response to the police brutality against black people.

They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"

I wish that mayo menace would stop fucking posting... everything he shares is bias trash.

by Bangkok Curry May 30, 2020

Mayo Buns

Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly.

Dude, I got this broad back to my pad and totally gave her a pair of Mayo Buns.

by Jack Mehauph July 31, 2009