Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 19, 2014

Mayo bagle

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole

gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.

by facebookok December 15, 2020

Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day

I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning

by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020

Patty Mayo

A youtuber that fakes him being a bounty hunter.
what a cunt

"Patty Mayo fakes he´s videos"
"true"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Mayo menace

An ignorant white person who can't see their white privilege. The condemn kneeling during the national anthem. They share racist articles about riots that happen in response to the police brutality against black people.

They will say things like "ALL lives matter!" or "Blue lives matter!"

I wish that mayo menace would stop fucking posting... everything he shares is bias trash.

by Bangkok Curry May 30, 2020

Mayo Buns

Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly.

Dude, I got this broad back to my pad and totally gave her a pair of Mayo Buns.

by Jack Mehauph July 31, 2009