A sexy portuguese guy. He's kinda short and chubby but he has a big dick and he gets at the girls he wants. If he doesn't have any girls it's cuz he has chosen not to because he wants to leave some for the other guys who are clearly inferior to him.
by TheBigBlackOne June 7, 2017
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The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.
Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.
She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.
But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.
The vast majority of people will find her weird, but her cute and quirky nature is what will attract the person that just wants to care for her and love her no matter what because she deserves that and soooooo much more.
Bitches will be bitches and be envious of her. I mean you can’t blame them cause this girl is EVERYTHING.
She’s got amazing taste in music. A heart of gold. Loyal and more trustworthy than anyone. Has a SNACCALICIOUS body. The right amount of sass and ass. Can be a damn fiend in bed.
But above all, is the closest thing to perfect you’ll find on earth so if you know a Maxence, go tell her. She probably doesn’t know it and deserves it.
Josh: Look at my girl Lauren isn’t she hot and fiiiiiiiine as hell?!
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.
Kyle: Ahaha yeah. But don’t get ahead of yourself though. She ain’t no Maxence.
by Lil Wizzy July 7, 2018
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Guy2:"Yeah, he's awesome, I bet his name's Manuel."
Guy2:"Yeah, he's awesome, I bet his name's Manuel."
by MistuhHippie September 26, 2009
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A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.
Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
A state of mind that occurs after a night of binge drinking, coke usage, acid tripping, etc.
Usually, a session of pre-pregaming mixed with idiotic advice from friends, and a couple of unwanted pregnancies stem from a night of being MAXED.....THE FUCK OUT.
AJ: Dude, its totally alright to come inside of her, just as long as you pull out immediately after you bust.
Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!
Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.
Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
Alex: (After doing 6 keg stands back to back, while snorting an ounce of molly and battery acid) Yeah....? Uh....yeah, fuck yeah.....yeah!!
Six months later Alex discovered that he was the father of 5 kids to an Ethopian tramp that searched random college parties, so that she could have sex and possibly gain citizenship through her unwilling victim. What a fucking slore.
Warning: MAXED THE FUCK OUT is a product that should be used sparingly and rarely. Also MAXED THE FUCK OUT is not meant for everyone. Please seek medical attention if: your bladder, splein, intestinal tract or kidneys begin to hurt. Terminal cancer, as well as, depression, suicide, and unwanted pregnancies by random Ethiopian herpes infested sluts may also occur. If you ever experience the need to run down the street, eating a bucket of fried chicken and covering yourself in green jello, then you've probably watched "Demolition Man" too many times.
by I Just Don't Give a Fuck October 10, 2011
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Get the Maxell mug.An Amazing, Loyal Man. He's the most Incredible person you will ever meet in your life. This man is very Honest and speaks his mind when he needs to. On the physical side, he's very Handsome and probably one of the most Handsome guys in the world. He has an Amazing Smile that looks like the Gods themselves sculpted it to perfection. If you are ever lucky enough to meet this man, you will have seen one of the many wonders of the world.
by The Unknown abyss July 12, 2011
Get the Manuel Magno mug.The feeling of debilitating lethargy that steals over one after a night (or nights) of heavy excess.
*Knock on door* *Door opens revealing haggard, molting, late adolescent/early 20's male enveloped in duvet*
"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"
*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
"Wow dude, you look like shit"
"I know. What d'ya want?"
"Huh?..It's time to play football obviously"
"No f**king way man. I'm 100% maxed out after last night"
"Omg, whatever fag"
*Door slams. Dialogue ends*
by Peter who is better than you January 17, 2008
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