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Maryland Man

When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv
Maryland man runs out of store naked
by murlnnnn November 17, 2020
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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
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Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
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Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.
Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.
by niftythirty September 11, 2024
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Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Maryland Senate

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
by House Kitten April 10, 2021
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