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Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.
When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
by king JUULian September 3, 2018
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Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
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Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
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Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”
by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022
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Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.
Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.
by niftythirty September 11, 2024
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Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
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