marno

he is a poesie

Marno poesie is a gwar

by Henning Marno February 12, 2018

maroon

The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.

Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?

by OndaLash July 19, 2011

Marino

Pulling a marino is going to a festival or party, then pulling up to a girl and she is your girlfriend within the next 10 seconds. You will proceed to have a long lasting 3 year relasionship with that girl leaving your friends and other life behind.

"Hey wanna be my girlfriend?"
"yes"

"What u have a girlfriend"?
"Yeee i pulled a marino, the girl didnt even know me!"

by Bigboymikki October 28, 2017

Maroon

A Homosexual Cameron

Friend: "You are so gay bro"
Cameron: "Yes, yes I am. MAROONS RULE"

by mllttt December 4, 2019

moronosphere

That sector of cyberspace which is home to the slack jawed troglodytes, knuckle draggers, and hopelessly reactionary among the world's netizens.

This forum has been infiltrated by the moronosphere.

by conor dowling March 11, 2007

maroon 5

hot sizzlin' band. ohhhh! very delicous

i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by bitchinnewyork November 19, 2004

Maroon 5

A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.

A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.

by gizmo19961 July 3, 2009