Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Markee

Gifted

Markee is the definition of talented

by Kee215 June 18, 2018

marileyxis

A girl with a very bright future ahead of herself. She's the best, and when I say the best... I mean it. Marileyxis is optimistic, she never lets you down. A shoulder to cry on, a helpful hand to count on. She's always smiling, she's nice.

Here comes a shining star... it's marileyxis.

by Mari354 December 13, 2017

Macklemored

Think of the popping tag song. You got twenty bucks in your pocket. Do do da do do you did f**king awesome.

Teen does really well and as an adult roll-model you don’t want to cuss because you lead by example. Hey, Ezra you Macklemored it!

by Finbar Remegious May 12, 2019

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.

by Fotis_M July 20, 2011

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014