Mark

The type of guy that would text a girl 5 long paragraphs and not get a reply. Marks tend to get defensive about their "unique" texting style and because of that they often get blocked irl. Marks life expectancy is usually between 15-20 years they a have short life span because they end up vanishing after getting rejected by 300 different girls.

Guy1: DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT DWEEB TEXTED
GUY2: YEA I SAW THAT. GUESS HE PULLED A "MARK"
NERD: WTF IM RIGHT HERE?!

by Daone4eva March 4, 2019

Mark

The most sexy, athletic, and funniest man you will ever meet. l Mark is usually a very charming man, who loves everyone around him. He is a creative boy, who will use his skills to form a smile on anyone's face. He may do extraordinary things like dying his hair a funny color, or downright embarrassing himself for fun. Mark might be the most lovable, caring, and custest man you meet.

Tyler: Mark, what the hell are you doing?

Mark: Nothing! *runing around the house with a bag of doritos and a cold pizza in his mouth*

by YouTubeTrashCan March 15, 2017

Mark

A lazy fat piece of sh*t. Eats pizza all day. Secretly hates himself lol

Mark eats pizza all day and is a lazy fat piece of sh*t

by Jesus Christ himself42069 March 27, 2020

Mark

Hoe ass nigga. Ole lame ass bitch. Soft ahhh jit. Pussy ahhh hoe.

“Bro this nigga done took my girl again” “who?” “That bitch ass nigga mark don’t he got enough hoes”

by NotJohnsoRaymond January 30, 2020

Mark

Has really freakishly small calves!

Hey look it’s that guy mark...the guy with the small shitty calves

by Fitt1987 September 21, 2018

Mark

A nice person strongest in the group. Likes girls. Communicates easier with adults or young adults. Likes to spend time with friends. Sometimes Mark's are gay. May be a nice person. Hides a philosophy inside from outside seems crazy or annoying or dumb. Very sexy. May be fat. Very open person. Very feeling and caring.

Very nice word it may also be used as marking something.

by Yeeeee man April 5, 2017

Mark

He's a a wee annoying little poo and he likes to try to be a big man but really he's an annoying kettle bastard.

He's also got a giant head but has a tiny little brain

Mark: hi I'm annoying

by The tattie man November 21, 2019