Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

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Marathon

A marathon is when you masturbate numerous times, till one passes out.

I heard Jimmy did a marathon before school today.

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

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marathon drinker

A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.

I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

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Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011

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I love moo !

Gosh I wish I was a Mariahne,

Ohh dayum, i wish i could be wif mariahne, shes fine

by Moosbestfriend November 8, 2011

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