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Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.
by zomgjb October 4, 2008
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Arrowhead Mall

Much like that of a watering hole found in National Geographic. Scene/hardcore/bro kids go there almost EVERY Friday night. Many of them are druggies or drama starting whores. They all stand around the fountain area, smoke a few cigs and look like idiots. A shit load of them go to the park to smoke weed and fight. Be warned, there are a bunch of two faced girls that are really stupid and are about fifteen and love to start drama!
Scene Guy: Damn look at all these ugly scene whores, I bet I can get ten of them to give me dome in the family restrooms!

*All the scene girls at Arrowhead Mall are really slutty and NONE of them respect themselves. Not to mention, their ALL ugly and fat.

Hardcore Guy: That fucking faggot ass scene kid keeps looking at me the wrong way, if he keeps it up, I'll fuck his shit up.

Bro: SRH FOR LIFE! *makes srh spade with hands* LOOK AT ME, I'M COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SRH, BRAHHHH! LETS GO GET FADED!!
by Shredder Man July 16, 2007
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mall crawl

A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
by Olddude March 11, 2009
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mall goth

Often listen to bands like "HIM", "Evanescence" or "Linkin Park".

They have never heard/liked true gothic.
See also, pathetic.
Oh god, Ville Valo of HIM is like so sexy. Oh, and life sucks.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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starcourt mall

The mall in stranger things located in Hawkins, Indiana where the Russians have made a secret machine underground and are trying to re-open the gate to the upside down.
Dustin:we are trapped underground in the starcourt mall
by Strangerchrry🍒 July 7, 2019
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Mall Stopper

The act of when walking through the mall, the person directly in front of you abruptly stops, looks around for perhaps a certain store, and then changes direction. This can sometimes cause a collision with the mall stopper or at the very least cause you, the victim, to stop short as well. These people rarely apologize.
"Last night I banged into a group of 4 mall stoppers and was nearly killed."

"I can't believe I got mall stopped today by a group of mall walkers."
by longlivesniglets March 7, 2009
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mall-nourished

The state of lacking nutrition due to a diet comprised mainly of shopping mall food court fare.
"Ow, my stomach hurts from eating those tacos from the food court. Yesterday, it was mall chinese. I think I'm mall-nourished."
by h34rt_sh33p October 19, 2011
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