You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021

Venezuelan Make-Out

Making out naked in a car and getting arrested by a Venezuelan cop.

Oscar got arrested while performing the Venezuelan Make-Out after the Quinces.

by chicanery1173 February 16, 2025

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023

Toad's make out

A dance move

This song would be perfect for a Toad's make out

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

St. Louis Make Out session

When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.

Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.

by Senior Carne February 4, 2023