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Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.
While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.
by Lepperdd June 10, 2020
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Macram

A name befitting someone with the ability to have a great time. Often you will see someone with this name going out of their way to help a friend! Usually someone who is good with instruments, but often someone who finds him/herself with a bit of a messiah complex. A person you will want around if the world is ending. Someone who enjoys making people laugh.
Wow, that guy with the underground bunker and a handsome beard sure has a real Macram air about him.
by Bonnie MoonHawk June 24, 2020
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mazrat

The Mazrat is a pathetic creature. It’s actions resemble that of a sheep (a herd animal). It will defend any woman it lays its eyes upon until it’s dying breath. However, it will usually seek one particular woman and will forever try to obtain her affections. Men despise the Mazrat due to it’s woman-loving nature, choosing to flirt with any woman it can find.
by womanlover0161 November 23, 2020
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marrat

oh look it's marrat
by MashedSpud November 23, 2020
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Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.
“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”
by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021
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Maceattac

Yo, wanna watch Maceattac?
OMG, YES I WANNA WATCH THE BEST YOUTUBER!!!
by Maceattac October 3, 2022
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Marathon

A 26.2 mile footrace that makes you very pumped up and excited but when you hit miles 19-21 you instantly regret signing up for but when you cross the finish line you get a major runners high
At first I regretted training for the marathon and I wanted to quit but when I finished it, I wanted to do it the next day.
by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023
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