Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

the mitchells vs the machines

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

record machine

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

by Trelane March 9, 2008

machine head

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.

"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."

by Moose Lord July 8, 2005

Rage Against The Machine

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.

If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.

by TheEye5000 September 17, 2004

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

Ukrainian Rage Machine

The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.

I think Ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a Ukrainian Rage Machine.

by Hersheykiss February 15, 2013