Mormon 

Claim pace probably

Those damn Mormons

Mormon by Killian pace May 11, 2025

Mormon

Monotheist in worship; polytheist in theology.

Jake is a Mormon and he believes in a plurality of Gods, he's a polytheist.

Mormon by Winnie_the_shith April 20, 2026

Mormon

Monotheist in worship; polytheist in theology.

Jake is a Mormon and he believes in a plurality of Gods, he's a polytheist.

Mormon by Winnie_the_shith April 20, 2026

Mormon

Informal term (slang) for the members of a religious or cultural group of the Latter Day Saints Movement.

Context:

Movement was founded by some dude named Joseph Smith who wrote the Book of Mormon n claimed it to be a another testament about Jesus Christ.

Values family, believing that family relationships can continue forever through sacred ordinances performed in temples.

"The Mormons migrated west across the United States in the 19th century to escape religious persecution."

Mormon by mooonweaver_x September 8, 2026

mormon math 

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

mormon math by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

mormon deathstar by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

mormon mashing 

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

mormon mashing by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014