Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

by Stop stealing my pseudonym November 3, 2019

Mom

The source of all ''savage'' jokes used by the Jake Paulers

Me: Why the fuck do you like Jake Paul and RiceGum you fucking retard

Retard: Lol *snort* u mom so gayy that hehe *snort* Sans took a shit on her *snort* hehehe

Retards: HAHAHAHA OooOOoooOooHHH SAVAGE

(MOM.1) there's that

(MOM.2) A parental guidance

by SocialAnxiety July 9, 2018

Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

by every-minute-in-Africa January 13, 2021

Mom

Get the camera

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

by PGG424 YT SUBSCRIBE January 22, 2020

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020