Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
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mid town

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."
by herbie February 01, 2004
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mid shralp

“justin mulford mid shralped all 3 of those girls last night”
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mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.
Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.
by guacsnotextra February 21, 2017
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mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title
by John Doe Smith February 22, 2007
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mid break

To be half way through a poo
The phone rang while I was mid break
by FortyP January 22, 2017
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X mid

A person so extremely average it’s painful
Tyler ghosted me, theyre x mid for that shit”
by Fettywapasf February 18, 2022
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