New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .

I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.

by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022

Trip down to Mexico

As many cultural phenomena are generational trends, eating ass has been normalized by Millenials and GenX. Taking a trip down to Mexico means to lick somebody's asshole.

Faded buddy 1: "Eat ass? dude, not me.."

Faded buddy 2: "What's wrong with taking a little trip down to Mexico?"

Me: "After our first date I took her on a trip down to Mexico! And you know what?? We fucked all summer"

(Girl getting back to her table at "Riley's" bar):

Friend: "I saw you come out of the bathroom with that guy... Was he helping you yak?"

Girl: "Nah, he just took me on a little trip down to Mexico!"

by PIKE FUCKSTICK April 12, 2021

New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

by Mikeology October 12, 2017

A New Mexico

New Mexico State Laws say that if a woman puts a collar on a man, she now owns him as a slave.

"Did you see Lee the other day? Dude had a collar on."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."

by Lessee~Chan May 26, 2018

Taco De Mexico

a place where white and black people go to to try and be mexican.. and they also have fucking bomb ass burritos. fo sho.

eren: im high as fuck and i got the munchies
miguel: i have two dollars. let's go to Taco De Mexico bitch and get some bomb ass burritos.
eren: fo sho! chigga chigga yea yea!

by high ass fuck! October 30, 2007

Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

by Static-Guru September 26, 2009

Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

by Staic-Guru September 27, 2009