a place that serves shit burgers pack with bread lard and salt. a place that attracts young children with "playscapes" then you children (yes you know who you are) bug the shit out of there dumbass parents for money to eat shitty food
by fet August 27, 2006
by Johnnycoolio November 16, 2006
1) An Extremely unhealthy fast food restaurant.
2) The biggest cause of North American and European obesity.
3) One of the most officiant garbage disposal companies in the world, who package the waste ad serve it as food.
4) A massive corporation who lures children to eat at their restaurants and serves them extremely fatty foods.
2) The biggest cause of North American and European obesity.
3) One of the most officiant garbage disposal companies in the world, who package the waste ad serve it as food.
4) A massive corporation who lures children to eat at their restaurants and serves them extremely fatty foods.
Man: Can I still supersize my McDonalds?
Doctor: Not unless you plan on dieing any time soon.
Child: McDonalds food is so good, it made my heart stop!
Man: Wow! My old grade 6 lunch box! And look, it still has those McDonalds fries I didn't finish! *eats some* They're still good!
Doctor: Not unless you plan on dieing any time soon.
Child: McDonalds food is so good, it made my heart stop!
Man: Wow! My old grade 6 lunch box! And look, it still has those McDonalds fries I didn't finish! *eats some* They're still good!
by Be Smart December 30, 2007
i once died because of McDonalds.
by Ngage Hater May 02, 2005
A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
by James allen February 26, 2004
The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.
We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.
by Alex December 16, 2003