A romantic relationship between two individuals with the intention of sexual gratification/procreation. The closest human equivalent is 'to be in love'.
A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.
Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).
A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.
Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).
Mom and Dad are in a matespritship.
Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.
Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.
Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.
Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.
by Rem (a Homestucker) November 2, 2013
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kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
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The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)
by boksville August 29, 2018
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All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.
Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?
All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.
Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?
"Dude, can you come over to play ball?"
"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"
"That's dumb!"
"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"
"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"
"That's dumb!"
"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"
by Eugeneius April 25, 2013
Get the IXL Math mug.Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.
1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
by My Name is Not Austin December 1, 2021
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You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009
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