MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

MAGA

An Acronym for "Mexicans Ain't Going Anywhere"

Person 1: Hey esse I hear ICE is at the grocery store.

Person 2: Nah man don't worry I'm MAGA.

by tombert256 February 2, 2025

MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

MAGA

Cult of brainwashed people who now think that good people are bad, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.

Jesus Christ! the MAGAs are saying that we should take horse dewormer to prevent COVID. What will they say next - that immigrants are criminals?

by anonymous January 29, 2025

Maga

Stupid; dense; ridiculous; silly.

George burned his house down trying to get rid of a wasp nest. "That's so maga!" Said Sheila.

by Borowiak August 7, 2022

MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

MAGA

Noun: The inability to see what it's like in other's shoes until they are forced on.

maga: all minorities should be deported!
minority: I don't like maga people.
maga: why would you say that? I did nothing to you!
minority: wow, okay.

by Bonkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 7, 2025