lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

it's when uh bish lookin like uh crockadillion dumbass

thomas ur mum died and BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

by jcb_brano March 22, 2021

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

a thick ass girl thats like to tank boiz

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

by saxaphonebandit March 29, 2021

Funny lookin

Goofy looking.

The girl was funny lookin, but because the guy thought she had a right to kill anybody that said or did something she didn't like, he didn't laugh or underestimate her when he saw her, though he did judge her as funny lookin. It's kind of like 100 people looking at a painting, and 99 of them see the most inspiring thing they ever saw, and one of them disagrees with the rest of them.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2021

pine and lookin' fine

mourning the loss of something you thought was fine

Person 1: "His crush died, I think he's pine and lookin' fine."
Person 2: "Pine and lookin' fine over here."
Person 3: "What?"
Person 4: "Huh?"
Person 5: "What?"
Person 6: "Umm.. 'scuse me?"
Person 7: "six seven 67 sixty-seven sixplusseven "

by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

Cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow

Ya know, when you're cruisin' around the block lookin' for dudes to blow.

When you are Nagy just cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow.

by Prometheus2010 December 29, 2025

lookin like this

When someone is high on meth. When someone text or calls another person ask what they are doing and they say back lookin like this

Hey whats going on? Just lookin like this

by Smokey+Lightnin May 22, 2024