sexy lizard

its a lizard thats sexy

lizard 1: Im sexy
lizard 2: yeah like totally
lizard 3: U r some super sexy lizard girrrrrrl

by the sexy lizard September 12, 2012

lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.

On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.

by Tom March 23, 2005

lot lizard

a prostitute that loiters in truck-stop parking lots having sex with truckers for money and dope,she moves from one trucker to the next like a lizard moves from rock to rock

dude look at that lot lizard talkin to that trucker,ha she just got in!

by petrabbit March 15, 2009

Lizard person

Mark zucccc

"Mark ur acting just like a lizard person."
"Cause' I am one"

by Mark zuccy boy the third May 21, 2018

thunder lizard

When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder.

Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever

by OpoMan17 February 14, 2012

land lizard

A Hooker that is found near a truck stop or a trucker hangout . These kinds of hookers are ussualy very cheap.

On our way to Las Vegas me and john stopped at a hotel,which had a ton of land lizards hanging around it .

by Posh Ocat March 17, 2006

fucking lizard

the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.

you look like a fucking lizard. (mexican accent)

by muhfuhnuh January 5, 2009