by ThatBigBootyDaddy January 29, 2020
Get the Maria Lisamug. The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!
Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 14, 2021
Get the The Mona Lisamug. 1.An asshole, who has a terrible sense of humor, and insult others on a daily basis. also, has commitment issues.
2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
Courtney: Quit playing. You're acting like a Lisa Orender.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
by Marbar8597 February 27, 2017
Get the lisa orendermug. Have you been into the sunglasses hut lately? It's like the entire shade industry has been lisa frank'd.
I couldn't decide what color to paint my toenails, so i just lisa frank'd them.
She used to be so dull and emo, but now she's lisa frank'd.
I couldn't decide what color to paint my toenails, so i just lisa frank'd them.
She used to be so dull and emo, but now she's lisa frank'd.
by blairlennon July 26, 2009
Get the lisa frank'dmug. The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.
by Momma Pasta December 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Lisamug. Is really outgoing, loves to party and brings joy to everyone she occupies time for. Has a beautiful heart also a good open ear. Loves outdoor activities with family and friends. Other names she loves to be called is leah-lee, twinkxlee Kay. Its just plain to see she is one of a kind.
A Lisa-Marie is found in the bush of Kaikohe. A very rare specimen which is close to being endangered.
by CLOCK1567 January 4, 2018
Get the Lisa-Mariemug. 1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art
2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.
2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.
Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work.
My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.
My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.
by J Filthy Money June 11, 2010
Get the Mona Lisamug.