self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

by meCHS January 1, 2013

Licence

When you give to the government (or other authority) what rightly belongs to you, then rent it back.

"I couldn't pay for my licence, so they took my car away and crushed it"

by Frou-Frou April 25, 2020

Licensed racist

A licensed racist is a black/ African hypocritical racist who picks on other minorities who are even smaller population than themselves and makes racist comments about them. If accessed of racism, they'll play it off as "How am I racist I'm black!" "We are only victims!" "Nothing blacks say is racist." "No you're the racist one because I'm black." sometimes whites could be victims too. Whites are the problem root because they let it happen, but mostly the minorities that have smaller number than blacks are suffering licensed racists, not whites, so white people are often condoning this behaviour and gloating.

United Kingdom with 40%+ blacks and less than 0.7% Orientals, and the latter one get worse treatments by whites
East Asian dude walks past by
Licensed racist: Konichiwa the Chinaman there you look like a Kim Jong Un there must be sum ting wong, where is my fried dumpling?
Yellow dude: Allow it people are just openly racist to us not even hiding, we would never do this to blacks
Yellow dude's white girlfriend: This is quite OFFENSIVE but it's okay....
Licensed racist: How am I a racist look at my skin, you guys are racists look you two shouldn't be dating because !&*^$(*!&"$(*!&"£*!("(//////////////Guilt -tripping people with the history and recycled points just to play it out/////////////////

by SayNoToAntiYellowRacism November 25, 2019

Licensed To Troll

A title for someone that is so conformed and devoted to trolling that someone or everyone that is not their enemy has actually given them the license to troll because they are so good they'll tear you a new one without even having to exert oneself. See vitoism

Coolkid2341 Enters the chat.

Coolkid2341: can sum1 tel me how 2 kil dis guy???? help plz

Generic-name: Stop displaying your abilities to dodge coat hangers and remove yourself from my chat, you cunt-face little noob.

Coolkid2341 Leaves the chat.

Chatregular: Dude you are totally Licensed To Troll.

by |DG| Cheese November 11, 2009

Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.

Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.

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Livense

A douche waffle who doesn't know how to spell license

"Beware my son now has his livense"

by Graciepo0 April 23, 2013