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Lesbian

any person who identifies herself as female and is attracted romantically and sexually to women. There are long-running jokes about lesbians having more orgasms than straight women.

The stereotypical lesbian appears more masculine, but she doesn't have to be, many appear very feminine.
Wow, look how happy that lesbian looks with her girlfriend!
What do you call a lesbian in a dress? By her name.
by marian708 March 15, 2017
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lesbian sex story

a really hot thing when two girls get together
lesbian sex story:

the girl if my dreams. she was standing in front of me with a white button up half unbuttoned and lace panties. she had legs and tits for days. she was getting ready for a date with her bf and i was so so jealous. she turned and looked at me and i couldn’t help myself. i walked up to her, grabbed her waist, and kissed her. she kissed me back and i started undoing the rest if her buttons. i looked at her and saw her nipples poking through her lacy black bra that matched her sexy panties. i lightly caressed her massive tits and unhooked her bra, revealing them in full glory. i fondled them as i kissed her then started sucking them. then i leaned back and stripped for her as she started rubbing her clit over her panties and stared at me. then i went back to her and ate her pussy. i started licking and she moaned and whispered “yes baby keep going. make me cum. yes baby my god.” i licked, kissed, and nibbled while playing with her boobs. i looked up and she gave me crazy fuck me eyes. then she twerked on my face and tasted all her juices. after i finished she returned the favor. then we sixty-nined and she moaned my name all night. “OH FUCK YES THATS SO GOOD YES BABY!” then we scissored. she grinded her pussies together so good that she squirted on my leg. needless to say: her bf got dumped that night and we make love everynight now.
by g00dpussy March 13, 2020
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lesbian bed death

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.
They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.
by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005
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Lesbianism

A religion practiced globally that is based around homosexual women who worship a god they call Hayley Kiyoko
Katie: You know, Lidia had been listening to a lot of Hayley Kiyoko lately, I think she does lesbianism.
Lauren: No way, really?
by Weenorboi69 October 28, 2019
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mspec lesbian

mspec = multisexual spectrum: "attracted to multiple genders". e.g. bisexual, pansexual, etc.

an mspec lesbian is someone who is mspec AND feels their sapphic attraction is especially important, enough that the term 'lesbian' feels right alongside another term.
it's arguably similar to the term 'sapphic', covering wlw who are also attracted to other genders.

'mspec lesbian' does NOT BY DEFAULT mean "lesbian who is attracted to men", as mspec identities can encompass attraction to any combination of gender identities, which may or may not include men.

it's a simple way of expressing being mspec while also focusing on the sapphic part of one's identity.
"I'm an mspec lesbian! I'm a bisexual girl who likes girls and enbies, but the lesbian part of my identity is very important to me. So, that's why I call myself a bi lesbian."
by iinroneiid November 29, 2022
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sword lesbian

A femme lesbian whose choice of weapon would be a sword
Girl 1: Wow look at her she’s giving sword lesbian vibes
Girl 2: Yeah I want her to stab me
by Frogdyke April 13, 2022
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Lesbian Porn Paradox

Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010
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