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left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
by coinroller December 29, 2007
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Leftist

Someone holding “left” political-economic views (e.g. anti-capitalist, socialist, anarchist...).

Leftist views often critique capitalist markets as being wholly insufficient in satisfying human rights and desires.
While mainstream politics have largely accepted Reagan-era “trickle down” economic theory, the leftists continue to reject this outright. Leftist maintain that capitalist profit is always created through the extortion of labor, “Money doesn’t trickle down. It’s soaked upward through low wages and a system hat prioritizes profit over people.”
by average at best October 24, 2017
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Leftard

A Biden fanboy who screamed and minged for 4 years after Trump won the election, but in 2020 they call others insane for even questioning the election.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF

When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media
Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF sucks major cock.
by lordherpderp January 31, 2017
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left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.
by b0ng April 3, 2003
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Two Left Hands

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
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pimple on the left

a tough guy insult, generally used when said tough is infuriated to a point where he begins to emit a series of unknown words
by mightknight March 23, 2021
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