ladder

An implement used for climbing .. Some retract, some are metal, some are made of wood.

The roofer was very adept with his long ladder.

by eddieQ August 26, 2005

Laddess

The femenine form of Laddie .

Hello laddess, my darling.

by Gen C November 15, 2009

texas ladder

One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.

Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me

by Texas ladder August 15, 2015

Looks Ladder

Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.

It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.

"I would rate Zoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."

by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016

white ladder

xanax

"yo u tryna pop some white ladders?"

"aint xans addictive?"

by phatchode13 September 1, 2020

Chaos is a ladder

A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.

Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

by JESSNJOS October 4, 2019

laddle

interj. said upon seeing or hearing somthing satisfying or rediculous.

Look at that, I threw a knife into a watermelon at 100 yards! Laddle!

by Jabs March 24, 2005