The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Lynching

A negative cuntedness approach to life

He was lynching the idea of getting around the boys

by RexCHunt October 13, 2020

dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017

mark lynch

A bitch with big ears that had sex with a black girl in the 7th grade downstairs bathroom

U are a mark lynch

by Boi 55 October 30, 2017

Owen Lynch

CEO of goodwill

L Thrifter

Smelly

That Owen Lynch is an L thrifter

by dean.Lynchburger February 15, 2022

jay lynch

A name most found in ireland the name dates back to the 1759 which was a another word for gay people or men with vaginas

wow hes a real jay lynch

by thereal_nonce June 27, 2020

Damon Lynch

Pulling a Damon Lynch is not showering for weeks and end Aswell as being obsessed with travellers.

David:He hasn’t showered in ages he’s pulling a Damon Lynch.

Simon: At least he doesn’t smell as bad as Swamp Ass

by SomeMan12349 April 20, 2022