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laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)
1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit
by fizzle April 2, 2004
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Man Laws

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021
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Lawson

An amazing great lovely boy normally shy to make moves on a girl that he likes cute noice smart the best boy gorgeous
Lawson Defined as a "cutie"
by Name Lawson November 4, 2020
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Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
by JIVO March 8, 2008
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Princess in laws

Refers to 'brother in laws' that were raised and act like 'Princesses". They are not men, they are spoiled little princesses who have tantrums when they don't get their way. They are more feminine than masculine. Sick sense of entitlement.Their Mommy raised them like little princesses.
My friggin' Princess in Laws might break a nail if they had to work

My Princess in Laws are spoiled diva's with a penis, girly men

Edward, my princess in law is such a girly bitch!
by amethyst crystals May 4, 2010
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Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.
Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.
by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006
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jim crow laws

Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.
The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws
by DDDDDDDog September 30, 2013
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