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In the Kitchen

Constantly hooking up with your ex's
Jessica GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I'm not in the kitchen

um...yes you are

It's not my fault i was tricked!
by Dani_Joy March 22, 2009
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Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality
you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware
by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020
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stay out of my kitchen

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm Pansexual
Guy 2: Stay out of my Kitchen
by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017
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Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.
Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.
by Franken666beans June 20, 2011
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kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.
A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004
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Soup Kitchen

The gathering of homeless men in an abandoned car (usually resembling a red prius) in which an orgy occurs. The hobos typically trash the car and leave condoms and baby mice in the back seat. This sometimes happens in a car that is not even abandoned, but one that is simply parked or is encountering very slow traffic.

This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"
Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"
by 69HyungPaq69 August 7, 2010
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Kitchen

A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
*there is no example at this time*
by Anony! November 24, 2004
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