Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"
by Roxy13grl January 03, 2011
by Dan Plunkett December 06, 2007
Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.
Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.
Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...
Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...
by supermouse March 19, 2009
(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.
Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.
by Carlfish May 08, 2011
Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.
My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.
by Deb1955 November 03, 2005
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by Antoineee February 21, 2011