ketchup effect

a wrong way to describe giving a handjob... will result in your dick getting slapped right on the head... causing you to cry

guy: 'how bout a handjob?'
girl: 'i dunno, how do you do it?'
guy: *unzips his pants* just take it in your hand and act like its a ketchup bottle
girl: ketchup? *grabs hold of wang*
guy: *nods*
girl: *wails on his junk*
guy: *cries really loud*
guy: fuck using the ketchup effect!

by captainooga October 21, 2006

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

by T0mBoi June 10, 2015

ketchup fart

A fart that sounds like ketchup coming out of an almost empty plastic bottle.

Dude! I just did a ketchup fart. Thankfully it didn't smell bad.

by Johnny Kanaka November 30, 2016

Ketchup Bitch

A slutty Native American woman

Damn dude, did you see that Ketchup Bitch that Mike fucked the other night??

by 4h35620345 July 15, 2018

Ketchupable

A person who can't spell catchup

For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't

by PlnSgrUIX July 21, 2021

Spill the ketchup

To reveal the truth about something, usually in a gossip-like manner. Gracefully derived from the common phrase "Spill the Beans". Not to be confused with "Spill the Tea", an extremely racist appropriation of "Spill the Beans" made common by Gen Z neo-nazis in 2008

Edward Snowden sure did spill the ketchup when he leaked all those classified government secrets

by GreatUncleFunkus May 31, 2021

Ass Ketchup

When you give it to a girl so hard in the butt that her bum starts to bleed.

Ron: I gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her butthole.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.

by RedWhiteAndDead February 4, 2008