cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

by James Lowe August 4, 2005

potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers

oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??

by alex mckenzie, karly September 25, 2008

Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.

I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.

by Pseudo Menudo July 8, 2017

knocker hockey

A sexual act that involves a man or a woman slapping another woman's breasts, like slapping a puck in hockey.

Chris just totally played some knocker hockey with Stacy in the cabin.

by Aaron Newquist April 9, 2008

Knob knockers

A simple game for men in which they place each hand at opposite sides of their navel area, and bat their penis back and forth in succession in order to get as many knocks as possible. In order for competitive play, one hand can be substituted for another persons hand.

Lets play knob knockers Will, for it's a grand game!

by clydeplayer May 17, 2011

cock-knocker

noun.
A gentleman who bangs at the back door

See that Elton John, he's a right cock-knocker.

by Kev April 10, 2006

donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018