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Mexican Kangaroo

While you're working a speed bag, you blow your loud into her FUPA.
I know I'm a little over weight so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a Mexican Kangaroo.
by Andrew Woomer May 23, 2011
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Baby Kangaroo

Pronunciation: 'bA-bE "kang-g&-'rü

When the loose skin of the scrotum is pinched with both hands (preferably with one hand on each nut) and stretched upward covering the majority of the testicles and shaft of the penis. This leaves the head of the penis popping out like a "baby kangaroo".
Jake loves looking at my baby kangaroo!
by YourMother1 September 5, 2008
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kangaed

Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"
1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.

2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
by t0bee April 21, 2009
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inverted kanga

The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.
I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.
by chench October 5, 2006
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No Kangaroo

Person 1: Hey can you help me with this paperwork?
Person 2: No Kangaroo!

Refer to Tate.

the most ballin mutherfucker ever
Person 1: That guy is so fuckin awesome.
Person 2: Yeah I know. He's a tate.
by Kangawhoo May 4, 2011
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Yuri Kagarin

Smoll simp man from sdra2 who's an astronaut, hates all men. All of them.
" man I hate him, he's such a simp! I can't believe he made it to space"
"You mean Yuri Kagarin?"
"Yeah, fuck him."
by ꧁Mikado Sannoji꧂ February 7, 2021
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kangaroo position

a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.
Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.
by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009
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